Bailouts are Good for Corrupt Businesses
The stock market is soaring…! So long as you’ve got your money invested in the businesses with Congressional representation.
Senators and representatives cost more than ever, so only the biggest and richest corporations can actually afford to sponsor one’s decisions. To really get a good return on that corrupt lobbying public investment you may even need to buy several Congress-peoples.
But you know, “you have to spend money to make money” and clearly the path to a healthy economy is that you have to spend it on the politician’s consumption pleasure.